Friday, May 14, 2010

Ellen Degenerate

The current source of my anger stems from this dyke acting like a complete dick. I am very unhappy with a great many thing but at the moment i confess that most my frustration is spawned by television and its purveyors of nonsense and filth. Now normally I love filth. I am a great proponent of anything that stirs a little o that dirty side of me however right now i exist in sheer disgust and frustration. So as a talk show host i understand your role in tv land: entertain that ever increasing stream of slack jawed seal-like sadists who love nothing more than to scream their lungs out at endless applause signs and accept hand-outs as though they were owed that new car, pile of cash, or big screen. It's a fairly simple yet brilliant equation of making stupid people falsely happy for brief moments in between commercials, keep ratings high with top talent and dance, laugh, fucking irritate to no end. How many 12 year old aspiring singer/songwriter/dancer/useless ability/ must we be witness to before somebody stops the insanity? Unfortunately these poor kids will be 45, broke and wondering why Ellen was the highlight of their miserable "careers?" There is nothing at all wrong with hope or nurturing someones dream but come on? Not every aspiring actor on your day time show has the stuff to make it in anything other than a dinner theatre slinging prime rib to people who have as equally as little intelligence to spot who has "it" and who doesn't. Why not have on your show the 45 year old man who spent his life chasing a dream, getting nowhere near where he wanted it to blossom and how he's had to come to terms with living in his parents basement sucking cock to buy bus tickets to reach his monthly audition for Cialis and hemorrhoid commercials cuz no one else will look twice at a 45 year old who lives in his parents basement and sucks cock for bus tickets. Are you really helping these kids realize anything? Are you doing more for them then the damn internet could? Have you ever checked back years down the road to see if you've opened any doors or is rejection something that wouldn't boost ratings during sweeps? I wonder why you don't have kids on your show who read a book every week or watch their little sister while their single mom drinks and gambles her life and her families savings away. Those people deserve recognition not some little punks who learned that if they copied someone famous and posted a web video, Ellen will support you whole hearted. This is only one small example of how you disappoint me. The other day you had a woman on who had five children, a sixth one on the way and a husband who was unable to support his existing family let alone the newest additional travesty. Not only does Ellen bring her on the show, a gracious surprise in itself, but she showers her in gifts and TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS! Does your depravity know no bounds? Why in the fucking christ hell are you rewarding this daft ridiculous woman and her immensely obscene family with anything??? If nothing else you should have given her a lifetime prescription of birth control and stopped the madness in its fiendish little tracks. Really? You can't afford a SIXTH child so you write Ellen for help? I understand that prescriptions can be pricey but more costly that another child for the rest of your life? I would have given her a free hysterectomy, maybe thrown in a lobotomy for good effing measure and brought out the next guest. Why are we rewarding people who have made their bed, fucked far too many times in it and than cried when a baby was the final result? If you can't afford the children you have, STOP FUCKING! Be smart and prevent the tragedy that is quite frankly inflicting our world like a plague of hungry and unstoppable locusts. If you feel the need to have children so you can give them everything you did not receive, adopt from an impoverished country...they'll still be a tiny version of you even if you didn't create them and they'll appreciate your shit ever so much more. Than we can all benefit from your infinite wisdom and generosity. If you are stupid, stop reproducing and if you are Ellen, stop supporting it.