Dear Millennials...Part Deux

Ugh...where do i even begin?!?

"Rhandi, this is Latisha...she's recently single."

"Hey."

"Yeah, like...it was totally recent the single thing.  I just really need to do Me right now.  Ya know?  Like I just need to do me."

Oh?  And what exactly are you doing to you that is so revelatory/engrossing/beneficial?  Are you doing you and curing cancer?  Are you doing you while solving the energy/water/food/pick one crisis?  Are you adding anything to society while basking in your simultaneous pursuit of soul searching? Have you determined how many fists can fit into your vagina so we can move on now?  I remove myself from this generation whole-fucking-heartedly.  I want nothing, NOTHING to do with you assholes.  I keep hearing this common theme amongst ya'll...you need to do you.  YOLO.  Whatever.  I hate all of you.  You care not for one another.  You care not for the world at large.  You care for your next high, your next blow job and your next text.  I can't count how many times I've been told by people of a certain age to forget everyone and everything and 'just do you'.  It's like a terrible, antisocial NIKE ad gone horrifically wrong.

I had to keep three millennials entertained for the evening after that initial ridiculous and inane conversation and it was, to say the least, taxing.

I kept them centered on themselves, their own experiences and off their cellphones...which was a fucking feat.  I deserve a medal, or more beer at the very least.  I introduced a drinking game that quickly grew to be very dirty, very rapidly.  I would have rather been alone having an orgasm than to have faked my way through this evening of posturing.  So boring.  And we were talking about sex!  How sex could be so boring and empty I do not know, but it really was.  They were grossly entertained and involved.  I was half asleep.

However!  I call the evening a victory because each and every one of these self-obsessed philistines were completely engrossed in the conversation.  Yes I had to steep to below brow levels but the fuckers stopped checking their phones.  They made fucking eye contact!  They listened to what the other was saying and responded in kind and on fucking topic.  I never knew how bad shit had gotten until this very night.  Shit is bad people.  Shit is very bad.  These kids were so grateful to have an actual conversation with real, live human beings that I got hugs at the end of it all.  HUGS!  It was kind of amazing.  I felt like i shone a light into their brains, if only for a brief and sexy moment and gave them all a glimpse of the way things use to be or might of been or could be still.  It was illuminating and infuriating and immensely rewarding.  Goddamn.  What has happened?  I don't wonder now why we are so aptly called the "saddest generation".  We are in desperate need of one another and we choose to find connection through our technology.  Our technology should aid in our ability to connect not impede and than inevitably destroy it.  If anything, the axiom should be stated thusly: "Do everyone else until you reach bliss at the inevitable extinction of the self."  It's kinda long but I think it could catch on.  One could also call it Nirvana.  Let us strive to put all others before our own preoccupation with ourselves.  Let us feast on the delight that comes from placing another persons needs before our own.  Let's do each other (yup, ya heard me) until there's nothing left but a single celled organism with the capacity of inter-dimensional travel and spontaneous creation.  Let us all remove our eyeballs from our pocket computers long enough to hold eye contact with a fellow human over beers and whore talk!

That's what finally got them going.  Enough beer to choke a horse...and sex.  It's a start I suppose.  Perhaps, if I can stomach a next time, we'll broach current events or *gasp*, music.  Are we so removed from one another that there is no going back to a time of awkward silences and uncomfortable space?  I am too sad to elaborate on that thought...Happy Valentines Day.

Sleepy Time Dream Town

I use to have dreams about being chased.  I could fly, usually only briefly while attempting to flee some horrible and overbearing force.  My dreams were exciting and full of peril.  Now my dreams are about stuff.  I dream of having too much product to price and not having enough time to do it.  I dream about disappointing my employer, alienating coworkers and the enjoyment that washes over me whenever I am rude to guests.  I woke this morning in a panic that the new shipment of plastic saucers and plant caddies were not priced.  Seriously subconscious?  Even my brain is bored of the things I force it to do during the day.

I didn't get in to school.  I failed the assessment test to be a journalist.  Now looking at the news of late, I see layoffs, cutbacks and media outlet closures are making headlines in a big way.  Perhaps I dodged the proverbial bullet.  Perhaps the Universe had my back and said, 'Uh-uh...Uni no like.'  I wasn't really passionate about the news.  Writing maybe but not sensationalizing real life to sell shit to people to keep them in fear and maintain the shudder-some status quo.  So now that my 'dream' of being a news reporter is quashed, I'm keeping my ears to the ground for what's next.

I feel like I've been failing a lot lately.  At my current job as merchandiser/sales associate/hawker of wares in a beautiful and healing garden store, I have been passed up for the last two promotions I've applied for.  My previous job at a fashion retailer warehouse also followed similar suit.  Am I failing or does the cosmic powers that be know that my heart isn't really in it and putting the kaibash on the whole process before it really begins.  I've learned if money is the goal in any endeavor, failure is quick to ensue.  I suppose I've just answered my own flawed view about failure and why I perceive it so.  Therein lies another question though:  Why do I perceive the grander message to be botched effort on my part?  Like I am losing at life because I didn't get some bullshit promotion of more work for not nearly enough moola at a job I have no interest in with people I don't really care about?  Well, I care about some of them...some of them are pretty righteous.

I'm trying to relax now;  To let the great energies that created it all to guide me to my ever so short purpose on this planet.  I'm also trying to really believe in the fact that all the shit in the previous sentence is not a lie I'm telling myself so that I don't take a long walk off a short pier.  I work with this mystical man who believes with all of his might that the Universe has a greater plan for us all.  He's very convincing and not preachy or condescending.  I trust in his trust but not quite in my own.  I tend to take a more nihilistic view of things.  Sometimes it feels good and right and just and other times it makes me so sad I am rendered immobile.  I believe that having beliefs is a weakness of mankind and that it has greatly held us back as a species.  But if this pisses you off giant cosmic energy in the ethos...sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry.  I take it back!  Now please provide my silent witness with the insight it needs to lead an exciting, prosperous, financially fluent, and sexy hell-damn-ass existence Oh Great One.  Also, if you would like to be called something else, something more relative to your omniscience, give me no sign...thy will be done Oh Purple Monkey Dishwasher.  

I Shit My Pants Today

Just a little bit.  Well, it was enough to require that my pantaloons meet their maker in the garbage.  Funny things our bodies are.  Thirty-four years on this planet with the same intestines and anus...well sphincter ruling the anus show...and I couldn't tell the difference between a fart and poop-town.  A metaphor for life really. You never really know if it's going to be vapor or vast amounts of excrement...so bring an extra pair of underpants.

PS. What's super weird is that it happened at home and no one would have been the wiser, 'cept for this super public and worldwide thing called the internet I force myself to participate in, and I was still embarrassed.  So much disgrace surrounding our bodily functions that I couldn't even poop my own pants, in my own home and not feel abased by it.  Well, until now.  Everybody poops!

To the Man in my Life who is no Longer

I tried to try.  I really did on this one.  This was me at my most effort and still the resolution is the same.  I think you were right in things once said.  I'm not ready either.  I thought I could be and I really wanted to.  I like my space.  I love my time.  It's the only thing that matters most.  I won't force you to stay and I won't ask you to wait...even if I want both of those.  I'm simply not ready to be the person you needed me to be.

We bickered often about things we were passionate about.  I knew a different tongue than you and things got so complicated so fast.  We remained because our connection was so strong but life has other plans for you and for me.

Je t'aime

I believe that anything I have ever written has been for one person.  The suffering has to amount to something and if that means I can weave a web of entertaining or touching or melancholic words, than I suppose it's all been worth it.  No matter the cost I am compelled to write my story.  The heartbreak.  The loneliness.  The suffocation of my own existence.  I believe myself to be too unstructured to write in the conventional sense.  There is no place for feeling in our contemporary times.  Sensationalism is far too seductive a technique.  I mean not to sensationalize;  If only to tell my truth and to have the world bend its ear in my general direction.  How fabulous to be recognized in one's own time.  Perhaps I blow my own horn a tad too hard.  I have been known to be of the dramatic.

All histrionics aside, I want to abide by a life of creativity and passion.  Far too often the passion escapes me as the sadness settles in but we all must learn to press on.  I have loved.  A great and mysterious and unsuspecting love.  My eyes met his and that was it for me.  To this day I don't think he truly realizes the extent.  I don't really either.  I know that the majority of my major life's decisions have been based on that love.  It's so difficult for me to write when I'm happy.  I wonder if my words will ever be worth the price I've paid for them.

I remember you everyday.

The notion of impermanence has risen in my thoughts as of late.  I'm reading about several great thinkers in history who walked their own original path, often against the societal conflict they faced.  Could I ever be so courageous?  Could I ever grow so weary of these expectations to, as Stevie Nicks so eloquently puts it, go my own way?  The grace and inevitability of change is not lost on me.  I just wonder at what cost to my heart these changes must progress.  I suppose I need to adopt the concept that just because something is in memory, does not automatically diminish its worth.  How do I go on living a life in which I know parts of it have gone unlived?  I have not lived through the great love I thought I could have because life in all of its intricacies got in the way.  Life sometimes moves too fast for love and now I must accept that you have moved on, to have great love with another.  I have followed you to the edges of my sanity and now I must face this emptiness alone.  

Potent-ial

What a deliberate rouse this life we've been blessed with is.  We are given such abilities, emotions, thoughts, patterns, and yet we have no control.  We have no say.  We have all of this 'potential' and no delivery.  I had delivery as an actor.  I had presence.  i had potential.  I feel so very separate from all of that now;  As though that was all a part of the dream of what reality represents.  I don't want to represent an element of what it means to be real...I just want to be it.  I want to feel it.  I want there to be more than just my senses.

Potential is the word given to dreams unrealized.  I had dreams.  The closer I become to becoming myself the further I feel removed from the things I once cared for.  What does that fucking mean?  Am I more of a shell or less?  Isn't more and less the same elements of a coin flipped in the air to determine how a day will play out?  Probably.

Sometimes a depressor becomes the depress-ee.  

My Phone Rang Today

My phone rang today and it had been so long since it had done such a thing that I didn't even recognize it and nearly missed the call.  It was just the salon confirming my appointment.  Weird how use to things a person can become.  I got use to you pulling away.  The more you did, the more I wanted.  You came back from your big weekend abroad and said, 'I left with the hope of meeting someone else.'

That killed me.

So after death I walked around with shutters on;  Pretending I was happy and with someone who felt the same.  I get that I'm a part of this.  I just wish I was privy to the knowledge earlier on that we weren't happening.  Why didn't you confide in me that it wasn't happening for you?  Why do people do that?  If you had been straight with me instead of distancing yourself until I felt like I was the darkest one, most if not all of this heartache could have been alleviated.  Why can we not be honest with one another?  What kept you from being honest with me?  Not wanting to hurt me only drew the pain closer to the surface.  Now I'm raw and alone...not for long.

I'm beginning a new experiment.  I know not of his name but that he seems kind and enjoys to walk.  You hated walking but obliged me for whatever reason.  I'm sick of being obliged.  You like it or you don't.  You like me or you don't.  There is no grey area anymore.  This is my goal.