The Invention of Lying

Religion is a funny thing.  Funny not, haha...just funny, crycry.

a girl I know of sneezed today.  A few times.  And everywhere...I said, 'Gross.'  The girl yonder said, 'Bless you' and I was the one scoffed, mocked, reduced and told who was speaking truths unfathomably to deaf and self-righteous ears.  fuck bitches first off.  Also, she didn't fucking get it.  She went instantly into a state of insecure regression, past the point of humor, wit, historical knowledge...into pure primal, carnal existing.  it was beautiful in a way cuz for a brief period of time she was totally bare to me.  I saw her 'truthiness' as it were.  It was also terrible in every way.  I went deep down into discovering this beasts' depths.  It smells funny down there.  Like unwashed thigh flaps.  You know the place.  she thought not funny of me but hated me for it.  saw it.  like it was thrown at me.  was I offering her this as well?  If so, it was born out of her shitty effort in being a human being.  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.  Just so you know...that was all done with striking each one...no holdin down the button for me...that was all angry u jabbing.  Also...bet she was mega religious so I was also somehow torturing her very convincing yet misguided convictions by speaking ill of her lord and savior.  I can smell churchies a mile a way.  Hey, whatever works...if it's working.  But the real churchies are the ones who commit egregious and unthinkable acts in private whilst touting the corporate line of wealth and inequality.  Fuckin' churchies.

Sneezes are also super fucked.  Like they travel incredibly fast and carry a shit tonne of no good.  They are also and in addition to physically gross.  Cover your fucking face when you do it....and into the crook of your arm and not your hand like a gd caveman.  Oh right, but your 'G' daddy will keep you and those you love from disease and pestilence.  No courtesy nor health concerns on this end, GMoney's got my big fat ass.

So I ask of you something rather simple...effortless even.  What's the difference between saying 'bless you' or 'gross'?  They're both relative to any given situation and the only meaning they glean is from the eye of the one experiencing them.  So the next time someone sneezes on the train and you make eye contact with their snot covered face, shout "GROSS" in their punum and you both have a good chuckle over the absurd perfection with which our bodies deal with microscopic garbage...there are a few people I'd like to bodily function out into the ether...if only our brains could operate so succinctly as our nervous system and nostril flared hair.