Just a little bit. Well, it was enough to require that my pantaloons meet their maker in the garbage. Funny things our bodies are. Thirty-four years on this planet with the same intestines and anus...well sphincter ruling the anus show...and I couldn't tell the difference between a fart and poop-town. A metaphor for life really. You never really know if it's going to be vapor or vast amounts of excrement...so bring an extra pair of underpants.
PS. What's super weird is that it happened at home and no one would have been the wiser, 'cept for this super public and worldwide thing called the internet I force myself to participate in, and I was still embarrassed. So much disgrace surrounding our bodily functions that I couldn't even poop my own pants, in my own home and not feel abased by it. Well, until now. Everybody poops!
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