It doesn't take much to happen in my life for me to smile...disregard the previous writing...I am a chick and although I cringe whilst stating that wretched fact, it is indeed true and occasionally taints my version of how the world is at any particular moment. So, my needs as of this very moment in space and time(if they've ever existed), are as follows:
-Beer
-Pizza
-an evening with the Simpsons and the Office
-someone who loves me with every ounce of his being and chooses me over all else...cept maybe his mom, unless she's a real cunt, than he can totally fawn over me for all the days of his life...
-and finally, Jon(brilliant fuck)Stewart
How i love that man. He embodies everything a girl could want...he's generous, kind, hilarious, his intellect rivals many...although it's not just his intelligence I find so alluring...it's his ability to carry on a conversation with some of our times most prophetic and productive members of society, and spin this timeless knowledge into something someone as slow as me can grasp. He's a family man, which means he can care for someone other than himself and the love that he expresses for that family makes me want to tear his clothes off and bone him stupid on that slick little anchor desk of his. He is obviously financially and MENTALLY stable, caring, attractive in subtle ways...to think what i could do with that giant snoze, and he brings just a little bit of light into my otherwise dreary and hopeless state. Our relationship exists only half an hour out of every day, but functions as so much more...we've laughed and cryed together...shared things that two people should maybe keep to themselves. He's always honest to me, confident in every stroke of his news pen on that fake news paper, and he never fails to do exactly what he says he'll do. Apart from the whole him being on tv and us never having physical contact...ever...he has to be the most healthy, functional, sustainable relationship I have in my life...I am going to drink myself into oblivion now...see all ya'll in a few days.
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