You fuckers won't get me down that easily!

Those "fuckers" I am referring to are the ones who are attempting to ruin what little contented happiness we poor middle working class stiffs have left...well not me actually cuz i'm gonna be a famous movie starlet, for soon the world will be ready for my talents...a fortune cookie told me so...I refer to the MEDIA! (Boo's resonate round the world over). Not only has this "recession" nonsense gotten everyone with what I thought had seemingly brains in their heads to hoard and stress about money, money, oh my god the world is running out of MONEY!!! But now...even us young, healthy, got the functionning free world's balls in our virile and exhuberant hands, free willed, free thinking human beings are subjected to the tryanny that exists as our one and apparent only grasp on anything outside our hand made and suffocating bubbles, are forced to worry about dying of the...wait for it cuz this is gonna freak you right the fuck out and send you screaming for the pharmacy counter...flu. Yes people...the killer H1N1 has now moved off the sick, tiny and weak(you know, the ones natural selection forgot about in its haste to wipe us all out considering what we are doing and have done to our one and only planet because, well dammit, Heroes was on and the bugger got side tracked thinking of his own mortality and how pretty Hayden However you Spell Her Last Name goes). Let me remind the world, or the three people I will tell about this awesomely humorous yet informative blog, that thousands of people dye from the flu each and every fucking year! Not only do they die Every year, but for the most part...the CDC has no actual way of tracking who died from flu or if it was some other disease, infection, whatever, that directly led to the cause of death. People get the flu every year, sit in a hot tub, drink liquids, and rest and get the fuck over it. Why is the H1N1 freaking out the world to such an extent that it robs us of sleep, fills our heads with thoughts of our own unrequited lives, like why haven't I had kids yet...all of my friends are married off and having babies and I'm going to die alone...I digress...and stirs such fears of dread that we as consumers leave our homes in droves to get flu shots, to purchase purell by the bucketful, antibacterial soaps, and so on? I'll tell you why...the media monster which enslaves us all to it's every whim and fancy that's why. People in fear are less likely to think for themselves. Look at every power hungry monster in our history who has methodically beaten down it's people in order to keep them useless, mindless drones which are easily stomped on like so many crunchy, dried up autumn leaves. People in fear go on insane and unnecessary shopping sprees to attempt to keep up to the fear mongering imposed upon their tiny brains. I'm not saying you need to stop washing your damn hands or that you should boil your clothes once a day like the media claims(trust me, that's next). You need to think for your damn selves. No longer will I subject my apparent trusting brain stem to the onslaught of the media's fear monger monster I will now and forever call Gamblor...no wait, that was from the Simpsons...well, I'll think of a clever title later. The media is owned by companies and large corporations who are owned by even larger companies and corporations(I know I sound kinda paranoid but it's super true) who need people to spend money. We have been brain washed to believe that this killer flu out on the loose will destroy humanity as we know it and take no prisoners...well, get a goddamn grip. No more people have perished from the flu this year than any other and yet because of how the media has "choose" to portray this next and newest thorn in human health, it has put anyone who watches the six o clock in a state of over purchasing terror. If you really want to spend your money, do it...not because someone commanded you do so out of fear, but because you want that new pair of leather boots to show off at your girl friends wedding last weekend...oh, said too much.